I made myself a great sandwich with ham and beetroot, and went way over the top with the beetroot. The next day, I wandered half asleep to the bathroom in my student halls where instead of the normal straw coloured piss, I urinated the deepest red I’ve ever seen.
I was a little bit disturbed by this, panicked slightly and grasped the end of my dick to stop the flow. Bad mistake. I couldn’t hold it for more than 10 seconds before a fountain of scarlet wee burst from my member spraying the loo and walls a rather fetching shade! I don’t know who came in the bog after me, but I ran to the hospital where they ran test after test to try and work out where the “blood” was coming from. They didn’t find any trace of blood in my wee so discharged me, and it only occurred to me that it was the beetroot all along three weeks afterwards.
I felt like a tit., but it was a bloody good sandwich :-)
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